I work in a nice office. I live for happy hours. I work long hours and get paid big. I am the young tiger in the office. I am the reason my company is getting really big. My company is hotter than yours. I am the reason "Boiler Room" was written and I can quote more of ?Wall Street" than you. I know that guy. I could nail your receptionist. I an make her laugh when I walk in. I can get her number. I don't have your card. I'm going to New York next week. I'm good on the phone. I act like I've never paid my dues as a copiertech. I have a nicer tie on than you. I have bigger deals than you. I'm always downtown. I have a new phone. I know that place. I live in a suit. I can quote "Office Space". My taxes are complicated. I've always been to that restaurant before. I'm getting my MBA because I want more. I read
something about that. I can put you on hold when you call. I can accidentally hang up. I have big money on the other line. My 401(k) is getting big. I complain about taxes. I already have almost
five grand in equity in the place I'm living. I'm out late every weekend. I love my alma mater. You see what university I went to when you walk in my office. The old guys in the office like me because I'm 'young and aggressive' and like to tell me stories. I practice my swing. I spend a lot of money. My fraternity was better than yours. I'm busy this weekend. I know which cigars are good. I might have to go into the office this weekend. I claim I can go out and run a marathon. I know alot about IRAs. I have my real estate license too.