Im so smart it hurts my head sometimes. I get bored easily with dumb people. I play golf and talk business. Sometimes I fly on business. I know what LIBOR stands for. My boss relies on me for important tasks. I give presentations. I go skiing in the winter in Aspen. I have a big portfolio and my stocks are going up. I call my stockbroker at lunch and tell him to buy. The company is thinking about giving me a blackberry. Im so busy I need it. I put people on hold. Im thinking about buying a beamer. My frat was the best in the school. My boss might want me to work on the weekend. I eat organic food sometimes. I hook up with girls in the office. Everyone likes me. The boss calls me in to talk about things. Recruiters call me. Im hot commodity in my industry. I get paid more than you. I have a lot of friends. On the weekends I go to Miami. Unless Im in the Hamptons. Ill expense it. I just sold some bonds. I bought a place on fifth street. I dont even live there. I take cabs. People know me. I know a lot about the market. I sold some big businesses. I might move to private equity. You probably dont even know what that is. Id explain it but I dont have time. I have so much work but my boss likes me. I have goals and my boss thinks I can achieve them. I play racquetball with the guys. I get tickets to the game. I am a frat businessguy.
